Genre: R&B / Electro-Pop
Perspective: Third-person, narrated like a user agreement gone emotional
Mood: Playful but bittersweet
Lyrics:
Verse 1
She swiped right, he clicked "agree,"
Signed their hearts digitally.
Fine print under every kiss,
A love defined by terms like this.
They shared playlists, midnight streams,
Synced their schedules, synced their dreams.
But every “I love you” came with a clause,
Hidden fees for every pause.
Chorus
Do you accept the terms and conditions of love?
No refunds, no edits once it's tough.
Tick this box to feel secure,
But love’s not something you insure.
Verse 2
He sent emojis she misread,
She changed her status, he saw red.
Notifications turned to fights,
Arguing by ring light nights.
Data tracked their highs and lows,
Screenshots saved the undertones.
It wasn’t cheating—just a glitch,
But trust don’t work like code you switch.
Chorus
Do you accept the terms and conditions of love?
No undo, no backup from above.
Hearts don’t run on 5G speed,
They break beneath what people need.
Bridge
Consent by default, or just afraid
To uncheck the love they made?
Digital vows don’t mean it’s true—
You can’t control what love will do.
Final Chorus
So do you accept the terms and conditions of love?
It’s beta-tested, never bug-free enough.
Click “continue” if you dare,
But real love’s never truly fair.